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I! Sir Richard! is related to count chocula and chef boyaredee. I have chef boyaredee's bloodline. Now! I'm off to the funny Farm.

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JustaDream4You
16:39 Nov 30 2018

ROFL!!

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Mrsimpaler404
03:11 Dec 01 2018

Mine was s like I was mocking iris

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Marriage is complete bullshit. Serving and pleasing another so called human. Just to be cheated on.
My x wife cheated on me with my best. friend.
Two jobs, a house and anything she wanted wasn't good enough for her. Divorce is an expensive gold digging bitch.

I am the Prophet of the Incel Impler family. I had a vision inside of my mommies basement. Praise Dimitri Jesus. Now send me money dammit!

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Morrigon
21:37 Nov 29 2018

Sweet Jesus, it's getting stronger...

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Mrsimpaler404
22:04 Nov 29 2018

What r u talking about

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The narcissistic menopausal vampire women caused the 27 year submissive chauvinistic teddy bears to concentrate on a laundry dryer that came alive to cause vr drama.
Shame on you and your million profiles. Poor teddy bears! You feminist bully!

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Mrsimpaler404
10:17 Nov 28 2018

Hey did i know mine came alive 2 and it sang and kiss me

(Saying sarcastily) hehe

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KatherinexArduxBloodwolf
11:55 Nov 28 2018

Lol omfg...that is truly funny.

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Dakotah
18:44 Nov 28 2018

Well done! LOl ok, that made me laugh.

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Pssy is God.

Vampire Rave! The circus has arrived.
From a Teddy bears coming to alive, a menopausal vampire hitman and a boyfriend stealer.
The show never stops. So! sit back, grab a snack and enjoy the show.

We shouldn't have world hunger, if humans learned to share.

I wonder what Mother Earth would be like without humans.

I love vampire rave Drama.

But the truth is that I dislike most men as much as I dislike women. If anything, I am an equal opportunity misanthropist.

Andrew Davidson

Misanthropy - The realisation that humans only care about themselves, creatures with ego's, ones that destroy everything around them just for their own satisfaction. A race that has no idea what the word respect stands for. A breed of creature that rapes and murders it's own kind for their own enjoyment. Every race on earth lives for survival, humans live greedy pointless lives, forgetting what love truly means. Sex, violence, power, that is all they're good for any longer.
misanthropy Direct quote taken from the popular movie Hellboy 2 by the character Prince Nuada "The humans... the humans have forgotten the gods, destroyed the earth, and for what? Parking lots? Shopping malls? Greed had burned a hole in their hearts that will never be filled! They will never have enough! "
by Ranger12109 October 19, 2009

Without money and looks your nothing in today's standards.
No one has ever romantically loved an homeless person. Instead we just pity and ignore them.
Welcome to reality kids.

Humans are selfish, self centered and narcissistic.